is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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