We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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