Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
NoShamevember. You game?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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