So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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