idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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