im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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