It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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