these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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