it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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