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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I love having hate sex.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
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