She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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