North Korea, Best Korea!
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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