What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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