Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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