you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
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