Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
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