Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
you never un-have a 4some
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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