The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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