Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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