She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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