is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I just gargled with NyQuil
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Randomize
