1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Is it penis luge time yet?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
