Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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