Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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