clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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