Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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