I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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