You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
