She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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