Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
Randomize
