idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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