I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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