I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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