do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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