Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
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