Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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