let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
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