did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
even my farts smell like vagina
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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