To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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