I wish my penis had an off switch
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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