sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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