so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
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