Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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