The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
There r osticjed everywhere
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Randomize
