yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
The Olympian is in my bed
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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