weddingsv make me drug and hornr
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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