WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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