For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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