i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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