hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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