Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
